CBF @ Christmas Canvas Tote Bag

Ho Ho Ho, Christmas is here!
Mrs Claus really hates this time of year.
Elves have quit and reindeers tired,
even Santa wished he could be fired.
They fly off to places all over the land,
but it’s when they are done the real fun began.
Reindeer got treats & Santa got drunk,
peeing in public and showing his junk.
Eating cookies off a tray,
skulling bourbon in the back of the sleigh.
Poor Mrs Claus had to put him to bed,
and he woke up next morning with such a sore head.
So when you raise a glass for Christmas Day,
Remember that Santa slept in today.
It’s Mrs Claus that deserves the Yuletide cheer
Let’s all Say thanks to the wife of the year!


Say goodbye to boring supermarket carry bags!
Made from 100% cotton canvas this bag features reinforced shoulder straps.
Available in a natural cream colour.
One size. The main body measures 38cm x 40cm