**Introducing the "Jingle Hells-No" Collection - Celebrate Christmas with a Dash of Humbug!**
If you've ever felt like the holiday season was more of a trial than a celebration, we've got the perfect sweatshirt for you. Say "Jingle Hells-No" to all the hustle, bustle, and forced merriment, and declare your own unique brand of holiday spirit!
**Why Choose the "Jingle Hells-No" Pocket Hooded Sweatshirt for Christmas?**
1. **The Ultimate Expression of Anti-Holiday Cheer**: This hoodie is more than just fabric; it's a statement. It's your personal declaration of independence from the relentless holiday jingle and tinsel.
2. **Sarcasm Meets Comfort**: Made from soft, warm, high-quality fabric, this hoodie is ideal for lounging, holiday movie marathons, or indulging in some "me time" with a side of mulled wine.
3. **A Conversation Starter**: Wear it to your family gatherings, office parties, or just around town, and watch as you become the center of attention, sparking conversations and chuckles.
4. **The Perfect Gift for Fellow Scrooges**: Know someone who shares your sentiment? This hoodie is the perfect gift to share some anti-holiday laughter.
5. **Wear It with Pride**: It's not just a sweatshirt; it's your personal shield against the holiday frenzy. Wear it with pride and let the world know you're not playing the reindeer games.
**Let "Jingle Hells-No" Be Your Battle Cry this Christmas!**
Tired of the endless holiday cheer? "Jingle Hells-No" is your rallying cry, your badge of honour, and your witty retort to all the festive fanfare. While the world jingles all the way, you can proudly declare, "No way!"
Don't let the holiday madness get you down. Instead, wear your anti-holiday sentiment with style. Order your "Jingle Hells-No" Pocket Hooded Sweatshirt today and celebrate the season in your own unique, Grinch-like way. After all, 'tis the season for being true to yourself, right?
Unisex pocket hoodie. Regular fit, pullover hood, inset sleeves, kangaroo pocket. Heavy weight, 350 GSM, 80% cotton 20% polyester anti-pill fleece. Lined hood, tonal shoestring drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Size
|
Body Width (cm)
|
Body Length (cm) |
XS
| 49
| 69.5
|
Small
| 52
| 72
|
Medium
| 55
| 74.5
|
Large
| 58
| 77
|
| XL | 61 | 79.5 |
| 2XL | 64 | 82 |
| 3XL | 67 | 84.5 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
