**Introducing the "Skull Santa: Not Today" Christmas crop T-Shirt - Naughty or Nice, He's Calling the Shots!**
This holiday season, we're turning Santa's jolly image on its head and bringing you the one and only Skull Santa. He's not your average gift-giver, but he's got a message for the world: "Not Today." If you've ever felt like you needed a break from all the holiday madness, this crop tee is your sassy, spooky saviour.
**Why Choose "Skull Santa: Not Today" for Christmas?**
1. **An Unconventional Take on Tradition**: Tired of the same old Santa Claus? Skull Santa brings a twist of dark humour and a rebellious spirit to your holiday attire.
2. **Naughty or Nice, He Doesn't Care**: Skull Santa doesn't judge. He's all about spreading a little mischief and giving you the perfect excuse to be on the naughty list for once.
3. **A Conversation Starter**: This tee is bound to turn heads and spark conversations at any holiday gathering. Whether you're attending a family gathering or office party, you'll be the talk of the town.
4. **Comfort Meets Attitude**: Crafted from soft, top-quality fabric, this crop t-shirt is ideal for lounging by the fireplace, enjoying some mulled wine, or making snowmen with a twist – think more Tim Burton, less Frosty.
5. **Unique Gift Idea**: Searching for a gift that stands out? The "Skull Santa: Not Today" crop tee is the perfect choice for those who appreciate a dash of dark humour with their eggnog.
**Ready to Break the Mold this Christmas? Get Your "Skull Santa: Not Today" crop T-Shirt Today!**
This holiday season, don't be afraid to embrace your inner misfit. Let Skull Santa be your guide as you defy expectations and have a blast while doing it. With this crop shirt, you can declare, "Not today, holiday stress!"
So, why wait for Rudolph to guide your sleigh when Skull Santa can lead the way? Order your crop tee today and get ready to rock around the Christmas tree with a rebellious spirit and a whole lot of style!
Relaxed fit
Crew neck
Mid weight, 180g / 5.3oz, 28-singles
100% combed cotton (heathers 15% viscose)
Short body, dropped shoulders, neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Size
|
Body Width (cm)
|
Body Length (cm) |
Extra Small
| 47.5
| 44
|
| Small | 50
| 45
|
Medium
| 52.5
| 46.5
|
| Large | 55
| 47.5
|
| XL | 57.5 | 48.5 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
