🚫 **Welcome to the "BS Free Zone" Hoodie: Where Honesty Meets Hilarity! 🚫**
Sick of the nonsense? Fed up with the fluff? Enter the sanctuary of straightforward style with our BS Free Zone Hoodie. This isn't just a hoodie; it's a declaration, a fortress against the frivolous, and a beacon for the brutally honest.
🤨 **Why Tolerate BS When You Can Wear None?**
Life's too short for fake smiles and empty words. Step into the BS Free Zone – where honesty is the best policy, and the only drama is the one on your hoodie.
✨ **Features That Scream "No Nonsense":**
- **Truth-Telling Fabric:** Made from a blend of 100% no-nonsense fibers. It's not just clothing; it's a wearable truth serum.
- **Hood of Clarity:** Pull up the hood and gain instant clarity. Perfect for shutting out the noise or eavesdropping on truth-seekers nearby.
- **BS Free Zone Slogan:** Bold, blunt, and in your face. The slogan is a public service announcement and your personal shield against the mundane.
🧹 **Perfect for Sweeping Away the Balderdash at:**
- Family gatherings, where Aunt Mildred's stories are as tall as the Tower of Pisa.
- Work meetings, because your time is too precious for PowerPoint-induced slumber.
- First dates, proving you're a connoisseur of candor and a master of the unfiltered.
🔥 **Disclaimer:** Wearing the BS Free Zone Hoodie may lead to increased levels of authenticity, reduced tolerance for nonsense, and a sudden influx of admirers who appreciate your no-BS attitude. Side effects may include improved relationships, a heightened sense of self-respect, and an overall upgrade to your cool factor.
Ready to cut through the baloney? Snatch your BS Free Zone Hoodie now and declare your allegiance to the brutally honest revolution! 🚀 #BSFreeBrigade
Regular fit
Mid-weight, 290 GSM
80% cotton, 20% polyester anti-pill fleece
Pullover hood, raglan sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal drawcord
Sleeve cuff ribbing, and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Size
|
Body Width (cm)
|
Body Length (cm) |
XS
| 47
| 62
|
Small
| 49.5
| 65
|
Medium
| 52
| 68
|
Large
| 54.5
| 72
|
| XL | 57
| 75
|
| 2XL | 59.5 | 77 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below the armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
- Please note measurements can vary within 2.5cm; this is within our tolerance
